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djpatbc

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2007, 01:00:24 PM »

How did Bob Marley like his dohnuts?



With jam-in!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2007, 01:03:37 PM »

loled
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2007, 01:09:21 PM »

One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
"I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second"

So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.

The CEO says "We don't approve of womanizing!"

The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2007, 03:25:47 PM »

How do you know wen a blonde has been on ur computer!?

there is tippex on ur screen!

That's "White-Out" for all the North Americans...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2007, 10:10:20 PM »

How do you know wen a blonde has been on ur computer!?

there is tippex on ur screen!

That's "White-Out" for all the North Americans...
Lol thank you. i was wondering what that meant O_o
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2007, 12:12:22 AM »

lol tankety-tank... lol funny.. be a good sn i think maybe ill change my name...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2007, 08:45:19 AM »

How do you know wen a blonde has been on ur computer!?

there is tippex on ur screen!

That's "White-Out" for all the North Americans...
Lol thank you. i was wondering what that meant O_o

same

anyway....

this guy bought a new car (lets make up some stuff, lets say v16 really nice, etc... u get the point, a nice sports car) and went for a drive.  at the intersection, this old man with a 60s car came along and said "hey thats a nice car you got there!" and he replied "yeah i just bought it, i'll show u what it can do after this set of lights." so when the lights turned green, he charged at 240 km/h but then next to him an object flies extremely fast, and disappears, then zooms back at extreme speed.  he notices its actually the old man..... after that when he zooms back, he crashes into a tree and stops.  the dude gets outta his car and quickly runs to the old man, asking if hes ok.  the old man replied "i'm fine, just please take my suspenders off ur rear view mirror!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2007, 08:55:19 AM »

URE MOM LAWL
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2007, 12:50:18 PM »

Ur moms so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2007, 03:27:13 PM »

how do you get an elephant into a refrigerator in two steps?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!

1. open the door
2. but the elephant in!

how do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator in 3 steps?!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!

1. open the door
2. take the elephant out
3. put in the giraffe lawlalwalwlawlalwlawll

how do you stop a clown from laughing? slap him in the face with an axe.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause he was ded.
why did the racoon fall out of the tree?!? cause it was stappled to that there monkey!

GG 12 YEAR OLD JOKES FTWTBQH
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2007, 08:59:54 PM »

Keep off the racist jokes noobs. just had to delete one
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2007, 10:02:37 PM »

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he returns to the bar and orders three more pints.

The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it... It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it at that.

The Irishman soon becomes a regular in the bar, always ordering three pints and drinking them in turn.

One day, though, the Irishman approaches the bartender and orders only two pints. All the other regulars notice this and fall silent.

When the Irishman returns to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2007, 05:43:17 AM »

LOL
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2007, 04:27:16 AM »

lmfao
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2007, 08:34:55 AM »

Good one Mylum!
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