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General Discussion / Google Desktop
« on: March 19, 2008, 12:40:17 AM »
Anyone here use it and know how to disable its indexing function permanently (i.e. not just for one hour etc)?

Reason being I want to keep its sidebar features, but never use it for searching so it just heats my laptop up too much using one CPU 100% the whole time when it's idle.

News / Happy New Year and a Thank You!
« on: December 31, 2007, 07:05:19 PM »
Happy New Year to you all, whenever this might be for you with your funny timezones!

Also a huge thanks for being part of Black-Cell to everyone old and new, it's not Black-Cell without you! That means everyone!

Have a great night tonight and day tomorrow and see you in the servers soon!


News / Promotions 12-26-2007
« on: December 26, 2007, 07:30:55 PM »
It's that Christmassy time of year again, so here are the traditional Black-Cell Christmas presents for some people who have stood out in the past few months. They're on the 26th and not the 25th because Santa has been extra-busy this year.

Congratulations to the following people, who have been promoted today:

To Half-Mod:
  • BCdfer
  • ff0signal

  • imjoking
  • Kobrawin
  • machockn
  • maxiumbet
  • vortimaxx
  • udntknwm3

Congratulations to all. If you don't have your new status anywhere (forums/IRC/ingame etc.), then let a division leader or admin know about it and we'll ban you instead. Only joking - merry Christmas!

There will possibly be a couple of additional small changes soon, but those are still being worked on, so if you feel you may have been missed out, don't worry and hang on for next time, which shouldn't be too far off!

See you all ingame soon!

Love Santa

General Discussion / Ho Ho Ho!
« on: December 18, 2007, 06:32:50 PM »
Santa here with the Christmas thread!

I need your Christmas lists and evidence that you've been good children so I can deliver your presents in a timely manner. Also your Christmas will be cancelled if I don't see you ingame at least once an hour.

Ho Ho Ho!

Love Santa xx

P.S. Christmas tip #1: If your forums don't look Christmassy enough, press Ctrl+F5

General Discussion / MOVED: Steve!!
« on: September 19, 2007, 09:57:46 PM »

Cheating Accusations / MOVED: bannd/kickt for nothing lol
« on: August 29, 2007, 12:01:27 PM »

General Discussion / Your fine
« on: August 01, 2007, 11:06:48 PM »
We had a thread like this before, but this is slightly different. Add up the stuff you shouldn't have done and post your fine! (Add fines once, not how many times you've done it)

Smoked weed -- 10

Did acid or pills -- 5

Ever had sex at church -- 25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- 40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- 25

Had sex for money -- 100

Ever killed a person -- 150

Ever killed an animal -- 30

Vandalized something -- 20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- 10

Beat up someone -- 20

Been jumped -- 10

Cross dressed -- 10

Given money to stripper -- 25

Been in love with a stripper -- 20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- 0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- 15

Ever drive and drank -- 20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- 50

Used toys while having sex -- 30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- 20

Went skinny dipping -- 5

Had sex in a pool -- 20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- 10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- 20

Cheated on your significant other -- 10

Masturbated -- 10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- 20

Done oral -- 5

Got oral -- 5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- 25

Stole something -- 10

Had sex with someone in jail -- 25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- 15

Had a threesome -- 50

Had sex in public -- 20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid() -- 20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- 20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- 25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- 50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- 25

Went streaking -- 5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- 15

Been arrested -- 5

Spent time in jail -- 15

Pissed in the pool -- 0.50

Played spin the bottle -- 5

Done something you regret -- 20

Had sex with your best friend -- 20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- 25

Had anal sex -- 80

Lied to your mate -- 5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- 25

General Discussion / For Mav173 & your nice shiny new Mac
« on: June 02, 2007, 02:12:48 AM »
Thought I'd post this here in case other people are interested.

I don't know if you've solved this yet, but I found something that lets a mac run many Windows applications including Renegade (I'm guessing yours has an Intel CPU since it's pretty new).

It's called Crossover and you can get it from here: It isn't free ($59), but has a free trial so you can see if it works, which I think it should. Give it a try!

News / Promotions 05-17-2007
« on: May 18, 2007, 01:20:14 AM »
It's been almost 6 months since the last promotions, so here we go - it's a fairly smallish list this time - if you're not in it, then you haven't been forgotten, stick around!

The following people have been promoted today:

To Half-Mod:
  • Lava

  • bi1
  • Dude
  • mav173

Congratulations to all!

If you don't get your new status anywhere, let an admin or division leader know and it'll get fixed for you.

Screenshots / MOVED: SS
« on: April 30, 2007, 10:38:37 PM »

C&C: Renegade Servers / Funny Cheater
« on: April 18, 2007, 12:52:46 AM »
I caught someone cheating today (it was plabrads in BCServ5). He was pretty funny, this is what happened:

I felt like some Renegade so joined, and got a PM from someone asking me to watch plabrads (who was on the other team) for cheats. So I go into spectate mode, find him and hover above his head to watch him.

But wait, he has radar cheats on, so he could see me floating next to him.

The cheat he was using even labelled me, so get this: I get a PM from him saying "SEND ME UR FLYING HACKS PLZ THEY LOOK COOL". No joke. I don't have logs because the client logging in my Renegade is broken, which sucks because the conversation was pretty funny - but it was basically:

egg: "?"

<plabrads leaves and rejoins>

egg: "how did you track you have cheats on or something?"
plabrads: "U TELL ME 1ST"
egg: " you have cheats on? how did you see me? radar?"
plabrads: "SEND AND ILL TELL"

<a lot more of the above two lines>

egg: "okay, if you tell me what cheat you are using, i'll tell you how i was flying next to your head"
plabrads: "<insert cheat name here (even provided the version and where he got it from)> NOW PLZ SEND ME THE FLYING HACKS"
egg: "okay thanks for that. this is what i was doing: i was using the server's spectate mode since i'm a moderator and suspected you of cheating. bye bye!"

1:31:52am >>> [&BCServ5] ^Egg098: BYE BYE NUBERT
1:32:02am >>> [&BCServ5] ^Egg098: !ban plabrads cheating
1:32:02am >>> [&BCServ5] Host: (DragonServ): Permanently Banned: plabrads - Reason: cheating - By: Egg098.
1:32:03am >>> [&BCServ5] plabrads has left the game
1:32:04am >>> [&BCServ5] plabrads was kicked from the game

What a noob huh? Nice bit of UNDACOVA BRUVA if you ask me. Funny thing is....I was identified as a mod the whole time, and he still told me he was cheating and asked for my "flying hacks" :(

News / Community Match vs. n00bless
« on: March 26, 2007, 08:19:05 PM »
A community match is being organised against n00bless, provisionally for either Friday 13th April or Saturday 14th April at 10PM BST. Teams will probably either be 8vs8 or 10vs10. More information is here!

C&C: Renegade Servers / Aussies
« on: March 26, 2007, 04:07:21 PM »
Could everyone from Australia, or around that area of the world (Aus/NZ/Far East etc) reply here, thanks.

C&C: Renegade Servers / POSTPONED: Community Match vs. n00bless
« on: March 26, 2007, 03:17:45 PM »

Hi guys,

I've started arranging our next friendly community match (the first one in the idea Spoony had - info here). It'll be against n00bless (

It's provisionally scheduled for either Friday 13th April or Saturday 14th April at 10PM BST - times for other timezones are listed below. I've added a poll so you guys can make your preference and we can go from there. Please reply showing your interest, and only vote in the poll if you are free and wanting to play on one of those days.

We're looking for a team of 8 or 10.

  • Pacific Time (West USA/Canada): 2pm
  • Eastern Time (East USA/Canada): 5pm
  • BST(same as GMT) (United Kingdom): 10pm
  • Germany / Holland / Belgium: 11pm
  • Australia (Canberra, Sydney, Melbourne): 6am

Aussie guys:
Sorry, I know this time is a bit crap for you, but I'm working on getting a match sorted for you too so bear with me! EDIT: please see this thread, cheers.


General Discussion / Total Lunar Eclipse
« on: March 03, 2007, 11:42:40 PM »
It's still happening now if you see this in time, I've attached some photos of it.
For the UK:

  • Moon enters penumbra: 2018
  • Moon enters umbra: 2130
  • Totality begins: 2244
  • Mid-eclipse: 2321
  • Totality ends: 2358
  • Moon leave umbra: 0111
  • Moon leaves penumbra: 0224

The next one viewable from Western Europe will be on 21 February 2008 between 3am and 4am (GMT).

Map of where it can be seen:

EDIT: Photos cropped, full res ones will be uploaded somewhere else tomorrow.

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